NEVER Drink & Sleep!

It's the most lethal combination known to any young teenager, the risks are just too high to take a chance. It might be uncool to drink and drive, but doing something as foolish as drinking with your buds is insane.

Cometh the DuckMen! It's time to facepalm hard & not want to live on this planet anymore because Duckface disease has now started to permeate into the human males of the species. We're well & truly 'ducked' people. Be afraid.

She's a stunning Japanese bikini model sent down from the heavens to make every man drool with envy that she isn't also modeling his shirt, from the morning after a steamy night before. Hot damn !

Partying is fine but unless you're partying hard there's really no point. It's like they always say: If you're not absolutely bombed then you might as well not exist. Everyone here knows that & follows that mantra to the letter.

Where would we be without our butts? Our trousers wouldn't stay up so well and sitting down wouldn't be as fun, if we didn't have them galleries like this would be impossible. So, release your inner baboon and enjoy some butts.

A delightful collection of birds in hats. And before you say it, yes, I know they are photoshopped and you can tell by the pixels!

And they do look pretty happy in those loving embraces, don't they? There's even some inter-species love going on in this, it just goes to show we can all live in peace and harmony.

They're your friends, girlfriends or wives who like to share a joke. They don't mind if you look because they like the attention. Women, we salute you, with our hands and sometimes with other parts of our anatomy.

They said it could never happen, but here's the conclusive proof: people can fly, it just so happens they can only do it when poised above a bed. Coincidence? Don't be so sceptical, next thing you'll be telling me Santa isn't real.

Those clever people in the advertising industries don't get paid to pick their asses you know - well only if it was part of an advertising campaign for, say, a new chocolate raisin. Even McDonald's manages something mildly entertaining!

It makes the world go round, it can't buy you love (actually i think it can), and it's the root of all evil (apparently), OR, it can be folded - A seriously creative use of Origami - I have a feeling the Queen of England would not be amused !