Motorized Paraglider FAIL!

Note to self: if you see a dune buggy attached to a parachute falling out of the sky, run the other way. Thankfully, NO serious injuries after this one.

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

Spock’s always looking in that goddamn scanner, the man’s obsessed with it. But it’s because it’s how he accesses his Facebook profile, so he’s always checking for updates.

Holy mother of all that is right and good in this sick, rotten world. What ungodly, cursed fresh voodoo hell is this? It’s like the devil took a dump and turned it into a film. That’s how fresh it is. Bad times.

One minute they can be cute and cuddly balls of adorable fluff and in the blink of an eye they can turn into vicious pigeon hunting ninjas. After eating the pigeon he probably climbed into a hamsterball to look cute again.

So those wish lantern things seem safe enough, right? If you scaled that up about 100 times and set it off amidst a pile of volatile explosives, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Yeah, didn't think so.

I wish I could've been there to help slap some sense into him...I mean, put out the fire on his face.

If you take an ordinary zipper suitcase away with you when you go on vacation, you might want to reconsider after watching this video which shows how easy it is to hack into one, whether it is secured with a lock or not.

An abandoned, poorly dog, living on a trash pile and covered in mange and parasites, suffering from malnutrition and in a terrible state is rescued, nurtured back to health. *sniff*

Not bad skills, for what is essentially a giant rat. He didn't once catch an edge, but to be honest I didn't see him busting out any sweet tricks either. Only one way to know for sure. Send him down a half-pipe.

The one thing that all comedians dread is the heckler who is funnier than they are. Having the crowd on your side is everything. Luckily for this guy he manages to pull an awesome come-back out of the bag. BOOM. Headshot.