Mistletoe Kissing Contraption

Blake Grigsby has invented a special contraption for getting kisses from the ladies. The hopeful guy went out in public with a contraption around his waist that hung a piece of mistle-toe perfectly above his head.

A very lucky driver suffers only a bruised leg when a car slams into his truck as he tries to change its tire.

Listen, driving a huge diesel truck if you're just a marketer might not be a smart decision. But driving your Prius with the windows down? Look what it does to your hair!

In Colorado, water lights on fire. Also, sugar is salty, up is down, and Republicans vote Obama.

Clearly, the mare was jealous of the car's superior horsepower.

How come I’ve ended up on this weird site where lots of female flesh is on display and…oh my god…what are they doing with that…ew! Better use that handy new private IE8 browsing function :)

Don’t worry if you’ve not been keeping up with what the idiots of the world are up to, this compilation’s got you covered. From the ridiculously stupid to the stupidly ridiculous, all varieties of fail are here.

In no way is this guy creepy and in no way are his motives for wishing Japanese pop star Kashiyuka a happy birthday in any way questionable. Oh no wait, I meant the complete opposite of those things.

Machine-man versus digital flip-out electro riff tunes. The battle of the ages, but who will win? Who will rise victorious from this robo-clash, who will be bought for a dollar? Whose skull will grind into digital mince?

Busting a pretty fly sweater and singing a song about browness; playing around with a loop machine, his voice and the expectations of the crowd. He makes it look so damn easy, it makes you sick just watching his talented self.

I do love these Japanese gravure idols, I need to get myself a harem full of them, and quickly!