Million Dollar Menu

If the Dollar Menu just ain't swag enough, there are alternatives. Namely lobster nuggets dunked in curry sauce and wagyu steak burgers all washed down with mouthfuls of Cristal straight from the bottle.

Get ready for some bedazzling bum-chum broomstick action and make with the lolz people as cut-up maverick Cassetteboy sinks his magnetic fangs into the latest Harry Botter and rips it a newbie!

It might be incredibly childish but having a chat with a pen full of turkeys is inexplicably entertaining. All you need to do is drive over, wind down your window and gobble at them and they'll gobble right back! Awesome.

It's enough to give you a heart-attack. Twice. A hidden camera confronts shoppers with their own mortality, replacing a friendly looking, scythe carrying farmer with a vision of the Grim Reaper.

Dad and Granddad team up to launch junior into a ceiling fan. I have seen advertisements for the pillow he lands on, I think he would of been better off just hitting the floor.

I know, definitely not the best combination of elements on the planet, but the pay-off is pretty impressive. These kids nearly send a pot into orbit with this little firecracker.

No one can resist the power of his spastic movements and dangerously low-cut jean shorts. Richard Simmons, you're next on the list.

Trucks follow different rules to the rest of us on the roads, they just don’t give a fuck. And that’s especially true in Russia, where you want to give them as wide a berth as possible. Or be doomed.

Something tells me that this dude should never be allowed to climb any higher than he can reach. Sometimes pushing the envelope when it comes to clearing snow is just TOO dangerous!

Just because they're one of the few humans to ever set foot on the surface of the moon doesn't mean that they'll be able to keep their balance. Maybe someone tied their moonboot's laces together or something?

Not only have they reduced the great movie a little but they have also made it into a rap. Simply what more could you want, i'm so happy.