Meanwhile, In Japan

Wearing cicadas on your head isn't normal...but on Japan it is. Oh well, i guess if you look at it another way you now have something that is guaranteed to eat any headlice you might have had!?

Forget hanging around on the interwebs to wait for that cute girl you secretly long for to post something just so you can 'Like' it! It's time to go off-line and experience Facebook in the real world :)

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two, on the one hand you have skinny, lifeless beings with dead eyes walking the earth listlessly, on the other you have zombies. ithankyou!

When your food starts to communicate with you as you dine with your girlfriend, you know you've found the girl to stick with for a while. Either that or you are on some serious medication.

OMG. Talk about going waaaay beyond the rules of the law into the forbidden zone. This man has some serious anti-social issues. Why is this dude not in jail? I mean, what else do I pay my taxes for?!

It's obvious that Jeebus is employed at this store, but I always thought he was a carpenter not a cobbler - WTF?

Driving with your mates in the car is completely different to driving with your parents in the car. Mainly because you're not trying to impress your parents and make them think you're a badass.

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with?

Ah, this explains everything! Don't worry Mark, I'm sure special guest starring in cartoons and at Sci-Fi conventions will make just as much money!

Like me, are you prone to doing this all the time. Go into a room with the intent of doing something and forget what it was? Good thing it can't be that important or you would have remembered i guess?

You go girl! Be happy you've got some junk in the trunk. I'd take a nice bouncy booty over a tight little tiny butt any day! Thank you Nike!