Star Wars Scam!

Ah, this explains everything! Don't worry Mark, I'm sure special guest starring in cartoons and at Sci-Fi conventions will make just as much money!

When you head for a bite to eat, you don't expect to be confronted with questions regarding the length of your manhood. But that's what the world's come to these days. So what is it: 6 or 9 inches?

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!

Imagine using the rest room and see this staring at you from across the room, watching your every move. You'd have the cleanest bathroom that anyone could possibly hope for. fear him.

Would these be on every street corner if hippies ruled the world?

I've never really fully understood this one either. the only difference is that the material is a bit different. Lingerie is more likely to have frilly bits. Other than that they are ostensibly identical.

Trust a panda to break with all rules of animal tradition and wander off into a playpark and ride a unicorn, in any other place this would be surreal, but on the internet it's kinda normal!

Sex in the City keeps it real with a candid photo of Sarah....and a Zebra. Just what I look for in women, a sturdy pair of legs, big ass and the looks of Sarah Jessica Parker.

This picture pretty much sums up what a god on earth Charlie Big Sheen is right now. The one thing that's missing though is the unicorn horn on his forehead. Cos we all know he has unicorn blood, right?

Quite possibly the biggest reason to hate the appearance of the winter months, that and the fact that all the bikinis have gone into hibernation... If you are unemployed however, this will make no sense!

Apart from it being a very good form of exercise and stamina builder it also gets you away from your laptop into the big wide world. And of course there are the beautiful views!