Matin Nahvi

If you need a hairy man to dance, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Matin Nahvi. Oh, and apparently it'll only cost five bucks as well so it's handy if you're on a budget.

This dude attempts to jump from the top of one fence onto another but comes up a bit short, cracking two ribs in this rather amusing FAIL.

It's a bird! It's a plane! NO! It's a dildo..?! Interrupting a Russian press conference.. - LOL

In no way is this guy creepy and in no way are his motives for wishing Japanese pop star Kashiyuka a happy birthday in any way questionable. Oh no wait, I meant the complete opposite of those things.

Looks like XZibit has pimped your breakfast. Yo dawg, I heard you like eggs so I put and egg in your egg so you can raise your cholesterol while you raise your cholesterol. Double the flavour, yo.

What is it with dogs and fluffy toys? Although having said that, they'd pretty much hump anything they could. It's ALL too much for this pervy pooch & it passes out - WTF!?!

All dogs, especially huskies, malamutes etc have a little trait called dominance. Some dogs are naturally more aggressive than others, which makes them the alpha. But huskys', well, they are just plain strange.

If you played the footage backwards she'd be a lovely old dear saving a poor cat from the horrid act of some nefarious ass putting a cat in a bin. Much more pleasant. BIATCH!

The angler fish is a strange beast. Not only is it so ugly it'll make your eyes bleed, but it also has one of the most peculiar mating rituals in the whole animal kingdom. Seriously. It involves faces melting and a female with gonads.

I'd like to stoke her fire, oh yes, because she may be ember by name, but she's anything but by nature. She has a of body you could dine on for months!

This is without doubt the most eighties thing you have ever seen. It's 80% more eighties than anything that was created in the 1980s. If this was even one iota more eighties it would cause the universe to collapse in on itself. Fact.