Flying Dildo

It's a bird! It's a plane! NO! It's a dildo..?! Interrupting a Russian press conference.. - LOL

This is why we all used to wear Air Jordans - He's over 50 years old and he can still dunk a basket ball, what more could you want from a national hero? I'm just glad i wasn't that kid getting dunked on.

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.

This dude tries to ride a rail but quickly wipes out and is confused as to what the hell just happened.

The one thing that all comedians dread is the heckler who is funnier than they are. Having the crowd on your side is everything. Luckily for this guy he manages to pull an awesome come-back out of the bag. BOOM. Headshot.

These scorching riffs have gotta make this Slash wannabe the top contender for the championship !

Now this is a technique that could be really useful against some of the shorter teams on the football field. Barcelona would never be able to defend against this.

NEVER be fooled by an invitation like this. These are ninjas, so the best thing you could do is get on the hotline to Chuck Norris or fall into the foetal position and cry.

Sometimes god looks down on us mere mortals and decides "today is not a good day to die!" This bike rider hardly even notices how lucky he is and continues to ride on as if nothing happened.

Question: You're in a store & a robbery takes place. Bummer. Who would you want to be your vigilante saviour? A nerd, a fat karate chump, or hot chick. Got to be the hot chick, no?

This is one tough cookie—an iron bar, steel spears and even an electric drill couldn't break through the skin of Zhao Rui, a 24-years-old Shaolin monk badass. What the heck is he made of, titanium?