Malfunctioning Cat Keeps Licking Air

It takes every ounce of my restraint not to make a dirty joke about this cat's tongue problem. This cat is either seeing things that mere humans fail to perceive...or it's totally nuts - wtf!?!

Trucks follow different rules to the rest of us on the roads, they just don’t give a fuck. And that’s especially true in Russia, where you want to give them as wide a berth as possible. Or be doomed.

Dropping a stinking in the UK would lead to some disparaging glances, but most people would be too polite to confront you. Not in the 'hood. Down there they'll tell you just exactly how nasty they think you are. Too right.

What if everyone in your town was going insane & the military were shooting everyone on sight? Who would you turn to?

Now here's a one-on-one sport that I can really get behind. Two women, one pole and some lovely skimpy clothing. If this isn't already a sport then it totally should be. I'd buy a goddamn season pass!

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

While you were busy working and going out drinking and socializing and sitting in a dark room by the light of a monitor throughout March, these people were making things happen. Or trying to make things happen.

Lets face it, all babies are bullying thugs who don’t care who gets in their way - Fear their wrath! – The problem is most people don’t know how to fight a baby, but Gavin McInnes isn’t most people. Let the violence begin.

CGP Grey investigates how an automated workforce might come about and how people now currently in work may lose their jobs if robots become a more regular part of the future workforce.

Don’t deny it, you know you have. And you loved it. The only problem is CAN you put it into such eloquent words the way this small child seems to be able to do? Something tells me, NO.

If the thought of a fungus that works its way into your brain, controls your actions, then erupts out of you head into a fruiting body, spreading itself to other organisms doesn't terrify you, I don't know what will.