"Machine Civilisation" World Order

Guys in business suits dancing about like body-popping robots in slow-mo. Let’s just hope they make some more videos with funny men in suits dancing in unison.

I think this is a lesson in celebration FAIL. How he survived this without loss of limbs is a miracle. Leave things like the Fourth of July celebrations to us Americans, eh comrade? We're professionals.

If this goat was human it would be an emo. Or my little brother, just before i threatened to beat him up as a kid. He should learn to make a noise like a BOSS and get back to the real bleating.

When you've got a dude sandwich on a weak motorcycle, the crash is actually the least embarrassing part of the video.

When Eddie finally bites the dust and his undead bones are laid to rest this is what the angels will be playing as he approaches the pearly gates. Assuming that is, that heaven is where he's destined...

We all like going to the movies and eating popcorn, but it’s so fucking expensive. It’s corn! So why am I paying $7 a bag! WTF? Here’s what to do; get a giant popcorn machine like this!

Tired with having people question whether he was a boy or girl, this emo decided to troll the trolls. So he (she?) hot-footed it to Omegle to pretend to be a girl and the results are hilarity itself.

There's no denying fireworks can be fun, but there's no denying they can be dangerous too. Don't try this at home. Or anyone else's home.

Just imagine if Google wasn't a search engine and was actually a person, would you still ask the weird and creepy things you do if you knew you had to say them to a guy's face? You goddamn freak.

Crashing your new scooter is a bad move. Everyone knows scooters lose at least 20-30% of their value as soon as they're towed off the lot, but i think in this case it could be quite a bit more. FAIL!

Nutshots like this one prove, time and time again, that boredom is the true mother of invention. Pain through thought is a sweet reward!