Long Lost Twins?

Have you ever heard the saying, 'pets often resemble their owners'?

It was only a matter of time for internet geekery to enter the poetic realm. This tech awesomeness just made my day!

You really have to ponder here "WTF were they thinking?". Maybe when your kids are playing a bit too rough you should take them here and scare them absolutely straight. Or die!?

It's the newest craze sweeping Facebook. Duckface hunting! Go and find a picture of a give giving it a bit of duck face, and leave the commment "BANG". Then sit back and enjoy the lolz or hunt some more!

If you don't dig on swine, then you may not be partial to this calorific snack that features a bacon lattice and sausage meat. A few of these a week and you can guarantee that you'll be dead by the time you're thirty. Nom.

Before he became a flaming eye of hate, hanging out at Mount Doom plotting the demise of ugly-footed hairy midgets, he went to high school just like the rest of us. And this is a rare photo of him from those seminal years.

Hanging out with the cool kids. It's something that everyone wishes they could do but statistically very few will ever achieve. You'll probably end up hanging out with a bunch of flid-handed weirdos.

Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.

You are never too young to battle the dark side, or have a drink - All it takes is years of training to master the effects of both!

So you're driving along and you need some service, not your car, you. What's that up ahead? Looks like it's a self-service station for guys. Wouldn't want sloppy seconds though.

Errr'm, i can't be sure but i think that there is some sort of subliminal message being promoted here, either that or this chick has some very unusual make-up techniques?