Baby Jedi Training

You are never too young to battle the dark side, or have a drink - All it takes is years of training to master the effects of both!

Not the title, the picture. If you didn't read the text wrong then you're probably in a frighteningly slim minority. Either that or you just don't have a particularly dirty mind. One of the two...

This vehicle will go from 0-60 in just over four seconds. Coincidentally that's also how long the battery will last if you turn on the stereo. Sweet ride, bro.

Get ready to vomit cuteness all over your monitor with the accompanying sound of "AWwwwwwwww!" - For something SO evil & vicious they sure make you go all weak at the knees!

Some people have to resort to desperate measure to get something out of their system, but i fear none will go as far as this poor guy. For him life's outlook is going to be a long and very lonely road. Pity him.

No matter how many exams you have or how they are scheduled, there will always be people who finish before you and are willing to rub it in by hanging out in the sunshine and posting carefree updates to Facebook.

If you thought the little dead twins from The Shining were petrifying, you ain't seen nothing yet. What if they looked like Spongebob Squarepants? *shudder*

If you're a comic book character, vengeful or just trying to do your bit, it is absolutely paramount that you have deceased parents. All the better if the non-existence extends into other immediate family and beyond.

You know how logos, right, they don't really reflect the company? Funny that. Well, how's about they did reflect what their products were known for, that'll increase sales, right? No, which is why they don't do it. Doesn't mean no one else can though.

It either feels like the developers at Facebook had some monthly quota to fill for UI changes, or one of the lead programmers got made redundant half-way thru his latest project and decided to go out with a BANG!

There are some things that just beg to be imbibed. An ice cold bottle of coke dripping with condensation on a hot day, for example. This is not one of those things. If you were really drunk you might try it for a bet though.