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This applies to the olympic football, but also to football in general, especially if you're not really a fan. To some of us it's the most tedious game ever invented.

Whenever I'm feeling the sharp sting of writer's block, I too just start talking British. Brilliant, innit?

I suppose there's at least one advantage to spending your entire life skulking around in the sewers, associating with huge mutated rodents...

Dancing is pretty boring. At least this nerd has something to read while he's doing it. Should have brought an Asimov or two...

If you think about it pulling the early shift at a hotel does have some serious advantages, you get to tidy up the carnage from the night before. Now to just drag them to the janitors closet...

Thrones? Why, what did I say? Am I the only one that thinks all movies and TV shows should be rated like this, perhaps in the listings, so you don't waste your precious time?

Yep, i'm sure we all feel secretly scared about getting old, but wait, it has some serious advantages. The greatest thing about being old is being able to say exactly whatever the hell you like.

This girl has the hairiest arms I've ever seen! Could you imagine what her legs must look like? Yikes!

Well, this cat took it a little too far..

Step up a Mr. George Mauer, the ginga love ninja with a pedo grin that would scare off Pedo Bear. Let's hope this sign sees him being harassed forever until he dies his hair a colour that doesn't resemble urine.

Not got a girlfriend? Tired of using a watermelon or your hand? Then help is at, er, hand with this simple technique to while away those cripplingly lonely nights. Easy to make with ordinary household objects!