Library Lover

Some people are into books, that I can deal with but a guy of 40 or 50 who's so enamored with them that he'll blub uncontrollably on camera about the closure of a local library? That's just plain weird!

For those of you wearing hats with stickers on them, here is a handy guide showing you how to remove them so you don't look like such a twat. It's the hood rat equivalent of keeping Teenie Beanie Baby labels on. Grow up.

Rick Santorum making about as much sense as he normally does. You can't blame him for being a little out of sorts. He's probably just found out what his name means. If you haven't heard, try googling "Santorum".

Looks like Mom is in a bad mood today. This baby elephant brushes up against her leg and she gives him a swift kick down the side of a hill. Just remember lady that an elephant never forgets and will probably come and sit on you when it grows up!

Demolition is a delicate business, but this guy operates his machine about as well as a caffeinated 8-year old playing the crane game at the arcade.

This guy thinks he's being funny, but he really does bring down the house.

Some guy makes his girl a marriage proposal at a Rockets game... He will never forget this!

This is why he was elected for a second term.. he makes us laugh. LOL

Thank god there are parents out there who will gleefully mock their children's artistic endevours when it's warranted. Singing earnestly into your webcam is one of those times, and this chick's mom is one of those parents.

It's nice to know that taxes are being spent on useful stuff like this. America just wouldn't be the same if fat hippies weren't able to get their jollies by subpoenaing a police dog for no apparent reason.

War paint becomes clown make-up pretty quickly when you get knocked out in front of thirty people.