Doggy Deposition

It's nice to know that taxes are being spent on useful stuff like this. America just wouldn't be the same if fat hippies weren't able to get their jollies by subpoenaing a police dog for no apparent reason.

It’s good to know that if you’re ever in the company of Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig and Chris O’Dowd they know how to catch an annoying fly. And not just catch it either, but eat it too. WTF!?!

If you're not really sure what you're doing when it comes to basic DIY, this could help. You won't need any special tools, just a saw, some materials and your penis. ProTip: You penis is the most useful tool you will ever own.

Snowmen are usually pretty boring. Unless you lovingly sculpt them some genitals or decapitate them and douse them in fake blood, that is. This one has to be one of the greatest snowmen of all time.

I hope whatever gymnastics he did to get up there were impressive, because his dismount was ugly buglies. This couldn't have been more embarrassing for him unless he pooped a little bit when he landed.

A fascinating creature that can mimic any sound it hears in the forest. So that means other animals and… Rebecca Black’s hit “Friday”? Huh? WHY!? Even the woodlands of Australia aren’t safe from the horror of that pop turd.

As the end of the world approaches, don't let that put you off kissing that cute girl/boy/zombie you've secretly been in love with and max'ing' out your credit cards as you try anything to laid. See, it isn't all bad news!

PLEASE do not try this at home - EVER! We actually have no idea what this guy is trying to do but he almost blows himself up trying to do it. Those long winters in Russia really are dangerous.

Looks like a lot of people got hurt last month. And crashed their cars, failed their team, fell off their bikes and generally made a mockery of themselves. A real good month for it by the looks of things.

They might look like racing bikes but these two high octane machines want nothing more than to come together in a loving embrace and express their mutual adoration through the medium of dance.

A rather large girl attempts to jump through a gymnastics ring and hardly leaves the ground before she faceplants into the mat. If i were her i'd spend more time in science class learning about the laws of physics.