Lake Pier Nutshot Accident

After impaling his junk on this post, this guy will always have this video to remind him of the last time he was one of the guys.

Kenny Powers, champion athlete and shoe endorser, completes a hostile takeover of K-Swiss and uses it as a platform to totally hump the sports world into submission. He truly is an advertising BOSS.

Each week the Apprentice contestants, a bunch of shuffling, preening, f-tards slither into Sith Lord Sugar’s mock-office to bitch and whine and back stab about who was the most incompetent mongoloid in the show that week.

The Broward County, Florida court system has a new action hero in this judge, who flies off of his bench when a criminal starts to become violent

Got a fussy pop-star coming over for dinner? Can't risk mixing up the skittles or M&Ms? Get yourself one of these and you'll never have to hand sort a bag of multicolored candies ever again! WOOYAY.

Time for a Cat Face Christmas special! In this festive episode the huge-headed one is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future. this is all sounding strangely familiar...

The Village People's gay anthem gets the musicless musicvideo treatment, and the results are as hilarious as always, with the silence punctuated by the occasional squeaky shoe, chorus and fart noises.

Maybe I'm going weird, but I watched a LOT of this video before I realised that I was just watching someone writing stuff and had way better things to be doing. It's kinda mesmerising, almost hypnotic...

Where has she put that finger? Is it in just her hair it's touched, or has it been anywhere else? With a woman doing this, it's hot, but if this was a man, it would be disgusting and I'd be puking up my pancreas by now.

Proof that chicks dig Star Wars too - These cute girls feel the force for sure.. - UBER-COOL

How long can you stay on? Kids, don't try this at home.. LOL