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Maybe I'm going weird, but I watched a LOT of this video before I realised that I was just watching someone writing stuff and had way better things to be doing. It's kinda mesmerising, almost hypnotic...

Losing your dignity on the internet, because of a freaky-looking woman on your computer screen is the height of lamewad chic. This guy should be proud of himself, because there's just no better way to go.

If your a parent and you get frustrated with your kids when they misbehave remember things could be worse.

This lucky cop jumps out of the way of a out of control vehicle and escapes being hit by just a couple inches two days before Christmas.

This guys spends over 15 minutes reeling in a large fish and just as they finally net him and start to pull it in the boat a sea lion jumps up and snags it away.

There are a bunch of important safety checks you should definitely carry out in bungee jumping, plus there are some that you can usually skip, measuring the rope is definitely NOT one of them.

Some other stairway fail compilations may claim to be the ultimate, but don’t listen to them, because they’re lying. This. Right. Here. Is the ultimate in people unable to navigate a stairway, so don’t settle for anything less.

A kid bites into an odd Easter candy and is not happy with the taste; you can chalk one up for his laughing parents in the prank book.

Whatever tour thoughts on beat boxing, this is impressive, taking in a potted history of that most modern of genres, hip hop, in 4 minutes of beat boxing prowess by Frenchman EKLIPS. Represent, yo.

Master Chief takes on a couple of Call of Duty noobs and a juggernaut in a battle to the death, as the PS4 battles the Xbox One in this epic vid from RackaRacka.

This guy has got a honker that makes me want to blow chunks. Not a phrase i thought I'd ever type. Seriously though, if you can watch all of this without a bit of sick creeping up the back of your throat, you're a better man than me.