'Aye Sir!'

I really don't think i could of ever made it through basic training. By the second 'Aye Sir' I would have been like 'Listen, figure out how you want me to hold this gun, then get back to me.' - It wouldn't have ended well.

Chatroulette is full of strange men exposing themselves, but non are stranger than this dude. Full beard and a two piece bathing suit might not work for everyone but this guy is rocking it and everyone seems to love it!

So you've already seen the single largest firework on gods green earth, now it's time to check on the noisiest and brightest fireworks display ever. No idea how much this cost but turning night into day isn't cheap...

This advert is about as real as modern society’s standards of beauty. If you’re looking at a picture of a celebrity in a magazine, 9 times out of 10 they have been photoshopped within an inch of their lives.

When a giant spider descends on the atlantis space shuttle, all bets are off in the newsroom. Time to lark about and goof off to the max, winding up your coworkers. And finally, the story of the dancing traffic cop. WTF?

All it takes is a little Bob Marley to chill this baby out. His first words were "mama," but his second word was "rasta."

Any wreck you can walk away from is a good one. One you crawl through the mud from as you watch your car go up in flames is an embarrassing one you try to keep off the Internet.

Flying a helicopter around near high tension steel cabling probably isn't the best idea this guy has ever had. Still, at least he has people on hand willing to risk life and limb to rescue him. It also makes for a cool video.

I do love these Japanese gravure idols, I need to get myself a harem full of them, and quickly!

Spider bite leaves a huge gaping hole in the side of this lady's face.. SICK-SICK-SICK! - WTF

How this dude never passed out from this epic failage is beyond me - Ever dropped a watermelon from a roof or something and heard it smash against the ground? This guy's face makes about the same noise.