Instant Rapper

All you need to complete the illusion is go around telling people how incredibly rich and talented you are without pausing to take breath until they shoot you.

Is it cold in here or is it just me? Do you ever get the feeling that the temperature just dropped and you need a visual reference to verify it? I can't stop staring... Her eyes are just that mesmerizing!

Just because you going round killing a bunch of teenagers doesn't mean you shouldn't be fashionable about it. Keep an eye out for the rest of the range: diamond studded Kruger glove & 24 carat head pins!

Sometimes public service safety measures make it all to easy for man to have some serious fun - Looks like the last guy was going so fast he went 'Back to the future!'?

This is either very creative and motivating advertising or it's cruel and unusual punishment to the locals. I haven't decided which yet.

Finally, in one picture we find out how the universe was created AND we find out the egg definitely came before the chicken!

They're not all hot. Some of them are actually physically repellant. But through an Xbox Live headset they all sound thoroughly heaven-sent.

Street artist Banksy makes a statement about the olympics and the slightly over-the-top security surrounding them in this soon to be washed off stencil.

Sometimes feels like you're arguing with a dictator. Agree or no one is having any seXX0r!

Now here's something i wouldn't mind doing if i could only convince my friends to participate in it. Naming your poop after movie titles seems a definite step up from telling people what you've just eaten!

I don't know about you but while I'm sending a text message I always like to have a little stretch. This chick is totally copying my style.