Facebook Poop Status

Now here's something i wouldn't mind doing if i could only convince my friends to participate in it. Naming your poop after movie titles seems a definite step up from telling people what you've just eaten!

Jay-Z’s life problems probably relate to his record label, or if the next festival he’s playing at will provide the correct towels for his dressing room. But never did he think it would link to the intergalactic heights of Star Trek.

Too bad they don't have these up everywhere.. -LOL

You can't fault the logic in this cartoon, two people, one of them male the other one female, and they're both thinking the same thoughts about different things. It's how the world works.

The great thing about this is that if anyone complains, you can just blame it on the Alzheimer's

He's an odd looking fella, but one that you can definitely pick out of a crowd. Even more so now that he's styling himself after Vanilla Ice...

They don't judge.. but they DO fling pooh.

If I saw this hot college babe I'm sure my mouth and tongue would do the same thing as her best buddy is doing - It's just a shame she comes with a friend who looks just like jaba the hut - Grotesque!

Everyone knows it's a dog's life, but spare a moment for the other domestic pet and the feline sub-dom scene that obviously runs rife within their culture. Lets just hope the little fella gets to chow down whilke he's being humiliated!?

No pet enjoys having to wear the "cone of shame", but mockery clearly isn't going to help. Still, if I had to wear one of these I'm sure I'd get mocked too.

You can't argue with the slogan for this pair of gardening gloves. But what's worrying is if you need a pair of thick gardening gloves just to take Captain Picard to warp speed, what the hell has happened down there?