Today's Shipping

Remember that carefully wrapped packaage that arrived all bent out of shape? You know what, we think it might be time to stop using shipping altogether. Just look at how they treat these items, not any f*cks were given here.

When one door opens another door closes, or maybe something else? This car door opens so fast it almost looks intentional. I wonder if we got an angry ex-girlfriend inside that car. Maximum pAIN.

If you start to feel queasy from the altitude then concentrate of the bottom of your screen and you will see some deliciously distracting cleavage. Kinda steps on the point of the video a little, but it amused me.

Two elephant seals have an off day in this cute animated short by Victor Caire, which sees a little bird causing a bit of trouble between the two bulky beast, who in the end can't really be bothered with it all.

Ok, this one is a bit different, the game seems weird and unusual, but the prank itself is universal in its ability to scare the utter crap outta this unsuspecting chick. WTF!?!

As if the devastation befalling Japan isn’t heartwrenching and appalling enough, there’s always one sick, twisted individual looking for attention. Praying to an absent God for the death of 1000s!

A ginger man casually pours milk over a young lady's ample cleavage. Normally, that wouldn't be art, but give it a cool soundtrack and get some interesting cinematography going and upload it to vimeo: BAM! Art.

This chick is celebrating a goal with her boyfriend when she learns the people behind her are rooting for the other team.

Do you miss your girlfriend? Spending more and more time sulking while gazing mournfully out of a window? Sounds like it's time you ate a breath-mint & posted her a bottle of your minty fresh breath.

This chick tries to climb a barrier at a gig and gets more than she bargained for when her shorts get stuck on the top of a fence. I've never seen a wedgie so powerful that it ripped denim. Kudos, girl that's gotta hurt.

Clearly, he has very little going on upstairs. Maybe that's why he was in such a hurry to get downstairs. This may be the most painful fail you've seen in a while.