If You Don't Have An iPhone

So you've not got an iPhone, huh? What kind of worthless human being are you? You don't deserve to live, because you probably torture animals & steal candy from babies. You monster!

Literally a FOOD fight!!!-LOL

Don't try this at home folks, because it's quite possibly the dumbest thing anyone's ever done—but it makes for some highly entertaining viewing, even if it does sometimes become a little unbearable to watch.

I wish I could've been there to help slap some sense into him...I mean, put out the fire on his face.

One dude's well-orchestrated marriage proposal goes down in flames. Protip: The food court is apparently a great place to take your girl on your first anniversary.

Possibly the coolest accident of all time. If you ever manage to do something as flukey as this then don't try and walk it off like you meant it to happen. I wonder if he knew he was being filmed, by the looks of things I'd say no.

This kid gets his buddies to watch him do a backflip off a swing but at the last moment opts for the impressive 10ft face slide on the asphalt instead. I'd score this a 9.9 for total effort - LOL!

If you've seen Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes, you were probably expecting this to go a whole lot darker than it did. Truth be told I'm on the chimps side on this one. I'd kick that baby too if i got a chance.

The running of the bulls in Spain. This year 6 of the runners have been gored and injured. In news terms this is on a level with "Pope wears funny hat". Still, it's nice to see idiots getting hurt.

Sneaking a video camera into a high security prison might not seem very useful but apparently it's pretty dangerous. This guy should have opted for a rock hammer and a poster of Rita Hayworth.

Just When You Thought Conan Was Already Crazy....