Drunk Fire Breather Gets Burned

I wish I could've been there to help slap some sense into him...I mean, put out the fire on his face.

Sometimes the wrong answer can be the right one (for the internet!) The only person who would think this answer is correct is Clint Eastwood's character from Gran Torino.

Some people enjoy putting mayonnaise in their sandwiches. Some people, great Christ, enjoy putting it on their French fries (I seen 'em do it), and some people enjoy slathering it all over hot girls' chest.

If he really wanted to be a comedian he should've waited for the director to say 'Cut!' - Lets face it, he can't really be a ninja because we can see him, so best not to pity the fool - OUCH!

So now there are multiple makes and models of tablet PC, but which ones blend the best, will they even blend at all? Sounds like a job for the Will-It-Blend guy and his beasty blenders.

Probably one of the more unusual morning rituals, even for a dog. 'Chaos' here likes to wake himself up in the mornings by sliding down the staircase on his side. Is he unique or just 'special'?

The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags? Who cares though really, if their foe saw this they'd probably run away screaming!

Okay, so this video might have been floating around the net for a little while, but it's got Kate Upton wearing a rather fetching bikini while performing her down and dirty krunk dance. Totally worth a repost.

Watch this if you want to be scared half to death by the brain-searing sight of Dan Bull dressed up in tiny shorts and a crop top. And the song’s pretty fun too, but you’ll be taking away confused feelings of Dan Bull.

This girl has must have balls the size of a planet. I can barely look out the window of a 1st story window without feeling like I'm going to hurl up my breakfast, and this cutie's base jumping off a 1600 foot antenna.

Sometimes the title says it all and the description is left grasping at anything to get read - Prepare for some ear abuse!