I Have No Idea...

Pets are good at certain things, like licking their crotches, shedding on your clothes and getting under your feet before you manage to reach the lightswitch, but ask then to fix your car and they're utterly useless.

Shame on you and your dirty mind, it's nothing sexual, unless that is of course you love cars!?! If there is one thing Americans do well it's make 'American cars' - Yep, automobiles that look great with bling'd-out, oversized wheel rims.

Until I saw these pictures I never knew you could fit so many chickens onto a bike, or eggs for that matter. I wonder which idea came first? Is there anything they can't carry on their bikes? Let's see if they can transport time. Ha!

They say a smile can light up a room, but lets face it, if it also comes with an epic package like this then it's time to put on your darkest shades and apply copious amount of sun-screen because these ladies are so hawt they will burn!

With the right camera, a badass lens and some serious photography skills you can almost make golf look exciting. Impressive stuff. Apply that to a genuinely exciting sport and the pics are trouser moisteningly good.

So you wanna get an iPhone and be cool, hell, why not! Just as long as you read the 'Small Penis'....DAMMIT, 'Small Print' - Just be prepared to suffer the perils of Apple's auto-correct technology.

Butter-wouldn't-melt girl next door types are all well and good but they're not as much fun as a hell raising bad girl. Here's a gallery full of ladies who don't wait until halloween to dress like they're on the game.

Trust good old Mother Nature to come up with millions of years of evolution to produce some of the most beautiful natural monuments the planet has ever seen - I would gladly plant a flag on ALL of them :)

You might have Oriental cushions on your sofa but I can guarantee that they're not half as appealing as some on display here ! I know which ones I'd rather rest my head between while I watch television !

I hate to think of a chick in trouble & i'm always willing to cum to a maiden in distress, i would gladly lend a hand to handle this pert predicament for any of these cuties!

Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn - If you have a friend with OCD and want to troll them real good, you could do worse than to copy some of these pranks.