How to Cook Chinese Dumplings in 3 Seconds

DoCoMo is back with another lighting fast cooking demonstration. We previously saw them cook fried shrimp in 3 seconds, now watch them make and cook Chinese dumplings in even less time.

Whoever came up with the idea of shaving a cat to look like a lion is an evil genius. It definitely add to the bully meance he is demonstrating to this poor pussy stuck inside a small box.

This is really a fine example of 'hitting the bottle' and the damage alcohol can do to your boby! - I hope he took a page out of Ivan Drago's book and at least tried to say, 'I must break you.'

This appears to be a stunt gone wrong. If I read it right, the quad was actually supposed to land on his head, not just on his back.

It's only a month or so away so this guy is breaking out his scary witch. He controls it like an RC car but he can drop eggs on peoples houses if they don't give him candy

If you're gonna FAIL it's probably not a good idea to do it with an 82mm mortar, but then again you're not the Russian gun dude with nerves of cool. He barely shows that he came close to becoming a million tiny little pieces.

This isn't so bad, so your girlfriends mom comes in her room and finds the two of you getting jiggy, that's threesome territory right there. You can bang two generations at once!

Ever wondered what’s going on in your brain after smoking a fatty boombatty bifta? Well, these guys are willing to fill you in on all the details, thankfully skipping out all that Devil’s Harvest and Reefer Madness nonsense.

America's latest salvo in the attempt to take over from Japan as the world's leading exporter of WTF. It's like crufts but way creepier. Awards are handed out for the randiest leg loving canine. Weird.

Why does this guy keep brushing his teeth? He should've never opened his big mouth in the first place...

This is pretty damn nerdy. After watching it for a while though, you can also appreciate that it's pretty damn impressive. To fly a remote controlled plane with that precision takes real skill. And a real nerd!