The Humpy Awards

America's latest salvo in the attempt to take over from Japan as the world's leading exporter of WTF. It's like crufts but way creepier. Awards are handed out for the randiest leg loving canine. Weird.

If Christian Bale and Kristin Belle ever make a movie together THIS will be the only thing going round in my head while I watch the trailer. Here's hoping she gets cast in the next Batman film...

This is a pretty damn good way to sneak some extra time in an exam if ever you need to. Just one golden rule to remember; make sure that the guy at the front doesn't know who you are and that nobody will tell him.

A doting cat owner tries to capture a memorable moment with his cute new kitty, but he hadn't bargained on the jealousy of another cat, a cat who doesn't like anyone encroaching on his turf of being adorable.

I hope this isn't what is referred to as 'dogging'? Is the scoring system 3 points for the dog between the posts? A plucky little dog manages to get on the pitch in the middle of an Australian rules football match.

This tipsy girl's knees suddenly mutiny on her, causing her face to smash violently on to the dresser.

It can always be a difficult time but i'm sure the father wasn't expecting that reply - OMG¬

This guy pranks workers at his local Target by going over there and chugging windex straight off the shelves. Probably best not to try this on yourself, unless you like having bright blue pee.

A cute chick is priceless - Finally, an insurance that understands women. - LOL

Now you can read the extended version. Yes, a whole new 200 pages for you to get to grips with, with many, many passages about having to shit in the woods with no toilet paper. Oh, the humanity!

So your son’s on Xbox Live and you want him to come down and eat his dinner, but we all know it’s not as easy as just asking. As a responsible adult the best thing you can do is to shriek at him as loud as possible. Win.