Harrison Ford Plays Star Wars Kinect

If you were wondering what kind of retarded butt goblin would play this steaming pile of motion controlled bullcrap, here's your answer. The Man who made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs.

Leaping head first into a huge man made canyon with a rope lashed to your waist might sound like some kind of barbaric torture, but after watching this video, I think I want a go! Looks scary but I bet it's one hell of a rush!

It's nice to know that taxes are being spent on useful stuff like this. America just wouldn't be the same if fat hippies weren't able to get their jollies by subpoenaing a police dog for no apparent reason.

A group of paramedics rush to assist and injured player off the field but end up dropping him on his head.

Here's one for you to ponder, how the hell does he do this? He says it's not been edited or altered...WTF!?!

Don't try this at home folks, because it's quite possibly the dumbest thing anyone's ever done—but it makes for some highly entertaining viewing, even if it does sometimes become a little unbearable to watch.

She’s back & still INSANE! In Soviet Russia it’s the girls who are fearless, happily being thrown off a desolate building block with nothing but a homemade bungee rope attached to her waist.

Sometimes when you attempt something in front of an audience there is peer pressure to continue until you succeed, whatever the cost. He finally does it but that isn't watermelon juice all over his head. OUCH

OK, so it might not flush once it's finished, but you've still got to be impressed with this kitty who instead of shitting on your prized rhododendrons, has been trained to poop down the toilet. Beyond impressive.

The Slow Mo Guys, Gav and Dan, head to Alabama to show you the mechanical workings of a fully automatic M4 Carbine with holographic sight as it fires 30 rounds in just over 2 seconds.

The fact he's a dude is FAIL from the word go, but another tip is when attempting to swing round a pole to impress your friends, it's always best to test the durability of the pole first.