God Tier Dialogue

Dialogue is an easy way to tell how low budget a movie is. If it's passable, it's high budget. If it's terrible it's low budget. If it's so bad it's good? Who cares just pass the popcorn and laugh your ass off!

I would normally just mock this for erroneously calling itself Parkour (backflipping off a wall and then running back the way you came isn't parkour) but he's dressed pretty badass so I'm going to allow this...

You might be able to get away with this stuff in front of Luigi, but real people aren't quite as understanding as a fictional plumber's brother and colleague—why not try out the stealth box trick and see for yourself.

You will laugh tears of hilarity while watching this, as prankster Steve Kardynal brings amusement, astonishment and bafflement in equal measure to the populace of Chatroulette — who, to their credit, respond very well.

Working in a butchers shop means you always need to keep an eye on your employees, especially when they're making your tea !

The awesome Mullet Whistler gets redubbed so that he's not quite as awesome as he once was and he's no longer whistling. I can't help but think maybe this isn't a redub and it's actually the original...

This dude tries to drive his camper down a narrow alley and gets stuck at the end of it. Not sure what the best thing to do here is but apparently more gas wasn't it.

Francisco Carvalho lost control of his car during the Seat Leon Eurocup this weekend and bounced off the road towards race officials. Not only did all the officials escape injury but Francisco walked away

Now this really is a cheap move. If you can't afford a band at your wedding just scrap the whole idea altogether, don't just get a baby and give it a microphone and hope for the best!

If you haven't seen the movie it might not be a good idea to watch this: Spoilers!. But don't let that become a reason to go see it, coz it pretty much sucks. So save yourselves 30 bucks & some silly 3D glasses.

Like many people, Mr Merchant feels that dating has got way, way too complicated these days. So he longs for the days when people died by the age of 30, back when everyone’s breath smelled of Black Death.