Thor: In 60 Seconds

If you haven't seen the movie it might not be a good idea to watch this: Spoilers!. But don't let that become a reason to go see it, coz it pretty much sucks. So save yourselves 30 bucks & some silly 3D glasses.

This is as good an explanation as any for why his test scores are in the basement but his class participation is through the roof.

Forget green vegetable salads they are for chicks and poofs. If you're a real man then you'll make yourself one of these, a pure meat salad. And once you have all the ingredients in one bowl you f*cking toss that salad!!!

See a penny, pick it up, then a bunch of strangers in costumes come out of nowhere and scare the living crap out of you. The only good thing about this happening would be those hot chicks!

Ladies in attention grabbing garb pick up the mantle of the hula hoopist. It almost supernatural how entertaining it can be rotating rhythmically around a scantily clad lady's midsection. I could do it all day, every day.

Fans of COD: Black Ops know that sometimes you need to go DEEP undercover to achieve your goals. And if that means getting all Mission: Impossible Tom Cruise to make sure people's hard drives are at the top of their game.

One of the benefits of watching this is you'll learn a new phrase, or maybe a few. But the phrase that makes it all worthwhile is: snatch flaps. That's right, snatch flaps. Try & drop it into every conversation you have today?

Sometimes it's a good idea to know when you're on a losing streak and cash your chips in early. Unfortunately this little fella is going to learn the hard way.

Where are the life guards that look like this at the local beach. I want to be saved by Pam Anderson running majestically along the beach in slow-mo. Or Roxi here. Is that asking too much?

Slow him down & the apple guy sounds like a drunk relative at Christmas time - LOL

A female driver leaves her car in neutral while she is shopping and it rolls onto the highway. She is not doing the female stereotype any favours with this kind of driving.