Go The F#ck To Sleep Children!

Samuel L Jackson is a legend. Not only is he great at playing foul mouthed mother f#ckers on the silver screen but he can also read a mean bedtime story too. Now shut the f#ck up and listen kids!

OMG - If this totally insane commercial doesn't make you want to go out and buy these weird noodles then nothing will. Surely noodles have energy in them already right?

Sometimes you just get carried away and see red & attack everyone on the ice - That's managements subtle way of saying 'No contract extension for you!'

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person & with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be dumb!

This dude attempts to slam dunk his final shot of beer pong off the top of a fence. Somehow he didn't grt the memo about the fact that beer and physical activity NEVER mix - OUCH!

I wouldn't mind being stuck on a desert island with this honey, in fact I'd pay good money to be stuck on a deserted island with her!

Time for an overdose of adorbz! If you're not imagining a miniature scale hotel full kittens padding around, talking to each other then we're on totally different wavelengths my friend.

Arnie decided to have a little fun and raise money for a good cause, so he went to Gold's Gym in Venice in disguise. How people didn't recognise the most recognisable star ever, is anyone's guess.

Good question.. LOL

With Hollywood resorting to remakes of remakes of movies that were never very good in the first place, perhaps a feature length movie made of youtube cat videos would do well? At least it would break the formula.

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.