How Pretty A White Woman Is?

Caution: Genius at work here. A great clip of the late great comedian Patrice O'Neal quantifying the worth of caucasian females. The scary thing is that his logic is SO sound that it's scary.

We all like to have a little excitement in our lives, a little rock n' roll, like getting a tattoo done, but you may have unwittingly contracted Hepatitis C, a blood borne disease.

It might not be the best yoga you've ever seen, but she's pretty damn flexible and for a morning ritual it's an impressive display. If she arranged a few chairs around her I reckon she could sell tickets.

Off to Dubai for some ariel sightseeing of the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world. It seems everything is done on an overkill sized scale there.

Not sure what sort of balls Philippe Senderos has been playing around with? These footballers, if they’re not shagging their brother’s wife or sleeping with ladies of the night, they’re doing unspeakable things on the football pitch.

When a chick goes for a shower the last thing she's expecting are group of enthusiastic voices urging her to try out the various bathroom implements - Or then again, maybe she is?

A hipster Longboarder casually rides in front of a street luge race and collides with one of the racers. Proof that trying to be too cool can end up being very painful!

The trouble with kids is they want everything NOW, even if it isn't ready. Little girl is too excited to wait for water to get on the slip-n-slide before she gives it a try.

Akala returns to Charlie Sloth's booth and spits some rhymes for his listeners. If you haven't heard Akala before, he's like a rapper but good. His lyrics tackle politics, race and history. You may even learn something!

Check this out - see if you can unleash your man leather and challenge your friends to a roar off !

Desperate times call for desperate measures, just make sure your buddies are the ones to try them. These Canadian fisherman are not having any luck so they send two men out to try and locate the fish. WTF!?!