Gisele Bundchen

I'd put my 'chen' on her 'bund'. I honestly don't even know what that was supposed to mean. I think it was just meant to sound vaguely sexual. Yep. I want to do vaguely sexual things to this woman.

If you think about it cute chicks are like the MSG for hawt entertainment, add a little and you have something that is waay more addictive than before - Have a look at what's on the menu tonight.

They're your friends, girlfriends or wives who like to share a joke. They don't mind if you look because they like the attention. Women, we salute you, with our hands and sometimes with other parts of our anatomy.

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following chicks are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around?

Partying is fine but unless you're partying hard there's really no point. It's like they always say: If you're not absolutely bombed then you might as well not exist. Everyone here knows that & follows that mantra to the letter.

A small collection of small people, are they cute? You be the judge. They have just as much right to express their sexuality as anyone else. This is what the guy in from dusk til dawn would call 'tiny pussy'

Rick James never said a truer word when he sang 'Woodwork squeaks & out come the freaks' & wouldn't have been out of place amongst the characters who came to show off their home-made costumes in NYC this week. Epic.

Of course having a tattoo, an all-over tan or a spiky haircut doesn't automatically make you a douchenozzle, but it definitely means you have douche-tendancies! Ladies BEWARE!!!

Not having 20:20 vision might be a disadvantage in some ways but it's won't stop you from being blazing hawt, as any of these optically impaired turbo babes will demonstrate.

It's quite possibly more than any mortal man could probably take in one go, imagine, a double-dose of booty-bewb beautifulness! If you haven't got enough up in the front for regular cleavage why not try some booty cleavage?

What is it about cats that makes them so damn mellow? These cats just lay there as people place tons of inappropriate stuff on them. Are they stoned on catnip or something?