Gaga Elements

Lady Gaga's influence spreads from tweens who haven't heard of madonna and makes the curious leap straight to science nerds.

As if the great big cuddly pandas weren't daft enough, the female armour sets in the new World Of Warcraft expansion promise to be utterly ridiculous. Still, at least you'll have something to gawp at.

Forget your Lamborghinis, Ferraris, even Formula One racing cars. None of those come close to the coolness of this motor car.

It doesn't really get much more awesome than a homemade beer brewing Bender. So stop what you were going to do today, put it to one side, and set about building one of these instead. NOW!

This dog is so awesome, if he ever wakes up from his slumber the Queen of England will have to relinquish her throne and bow down to this god in canine form. The king is dead long live this dog.

George Carlin knew how it went. He knew the childish absurdities inherent in an system where you have to put belief in a omnipotent being that looks down from heaven and wants to both punish and love you. It's crazy fantasy.

Oh god. If this isn't the ultimate nightmare fuel I don't know what is. I really hope this is just a zombie costume with some funny words on it. Think happy thoughts...

Hey you! Yeah you, working away there. Stop what you're doing and follow what this shoe shop sign's telling you to do. And if anyone questions your perverted activity, just show them the sign and tell them to join in. Fap.

Driving with your mates in the car is completely different to driving with your parents in the car. Mainly because you're not trying to impress your parents and make them think you're a badass.

Gone are those innocent days when all you needed was a piece of string and some tin cans. Now it's all about blogging while taking a dump, and emailing your boss while sleeping.

Hanging out with the cool kids. It's something that everyone wishes they could do but statistically very few will ever achieve. You'll probably end up hanging out with a bunch of flid-handed weirdos.