Eat It Like A Lolipop

Oh god. If this isn't the ultimate nightmare fuel I don't know what is. I really hope this is just a zombie costume with some funny words on it. Think happy thoughts...

Normally these are referred to as 'cock pushups' but in this case I think vader is relying on his midichlorian count to keep him front faceplanting.

In the kingdom of the geek the girlfriend'd one is king. Yeah you can have a +999 Fire Sword of Dragon Testes but when your buddy's rocking up with a hot babe, then no form of +nerd power can beat it.

Now here's something i wouldn't mind doing if i could only convince my friends to participate in it. Naming your poop after movie titles seems a definite step up from telling people what you've just eaten!

With recent events gun laws have come into question. Once Barack is done amending them he can try and get Brie legalised again? Perhaps?

Somehow i reckon that Scarface would never had as much shock impact if they included this scene into the film. Although Al Pacino would have blown the unexpected guest away with his machine gun (or a straw).

While the internet is a great giver, it can also be a taker away. Take this situation for example, this guy's uber stamina should be something that his girlfriend celebrates, instead pr0n, for once, has let him down.

I initially thought this was a typo or the result of someone in a back room somewhere playing a prank. If it is for real though, that's pretty harsh...

They should make a combo movie, Die Home where a child policeman fights burglar terrorists, but make sure the cute kid gets killed in the first scene!

Girls know if you're staring at their bewbs, they can tell, even if you're looking at their reflection from across a crowded room. They just know, it's some sixth sense. Damn. Doesn't mean you should stop doing it though.

Cats might be cute and good in pictures, but buy a real one and you'd better keep you food well hidden. They are masters of subtle sneakery, and they want your food.