Football Is Not Gay

Because it's only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...

Really, it is, or as close as you are going to get to it while you LARP around in the high-school gym. Wow. Who knew these weird battle reenactments were so dammed violent? KILL HIM!

So this probably isn't the smartest idea ever.. but apparently he has very good balance. -COOL

Louis used to have an iPhone but it proved to be far too stimulating a piece of technology to be of any use. Here he shares some of his ideas for future iterations of the device with Jimmy Kimmel.

Set off in Japan, this is allegedly the largest firework that has ever been exploded. I say allegedly because there was another large firework that went off over Hiroshima a while back. Not sure if that counts or not.

Not to everyone's taste, but it's undeniably epic. coming complete with one thousand slices of cheese, this cheeseburger requires spearation before it can be eaten. Only the first and last bits will have bread or meat. The rest is ALL CHEESE!

Probably the most ridiculously manly sport on the entire planet and yet it's relatively unknown. After watching it for a bit you can't help but wonder why other sports like soccer or baseball even bother to exist.

This "piglet" was born in Guatemala, last month. It is the result of some kind of mutation the locals are blaming on the presence of a UFO. I hope they call him Xenu.

What a jerk-off this dude is towards his girlfriend, she certainly does freak out like a woman who's just had an unscheduled haircut. If she hadn't calmed down then he could probably expect to see his balls removed while he slept.

What's he doing wasting his time playing baseball in the major leagues? With skillz like that he could be in the circus, ok, so he'd be poor, but he'd be entertaining little kids! I bet he's total crap at baseball anyway!

Every day a 6pm when Big Ben in London strikes 6pm this cute, but weird cocker spaniel goes a little bit insane and starts howling & won't stop until the chimes have finished ringing, you could almost set your watch by her - WTF!?!