THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

Really, it is, or as close as you are going to get to it while you LARP around in the high-school gym. Wow. Who knew these weird battle reenactments were so dammed violent? KILL HIM!

It's a sad day when SpongeBob Squarepants and Mickey Mouse are caught on tape beating the hell out of a driver on a road in Russia—they're role models to children, how could they even contemplate doing this? Must be drunk.

As much as this guy looks like he wanted to eat that cake I am sure this was also an acceptable outcome for the unfortunate victims below for whom 'it's raining cake!'. Sometimes it's good to embrace the pain, and eat it. Nom.

I know, definitely not the best combination of elements on the planet, but the pay-off is pretty impressive. These kids nearly send a pot into orbit with this little firecracker.

All you social media gurus out there would do well to watch this video. Again. And again. Maybe take some notes too, because these guys totally owned when it came to sorting out an 8-year-old girl’s birthday party.

Back when these senior citizens used to watch pr0n, it was all on shot on film reel. Now the experience is much more immersive, for some of these, whose reactions go from shock to enjoying it way too much.

Kids, there's nothing like starting them early. Well this cheeky peeker will undoubtedly be keeping this one stored in the 'busted' file for years to come as he gets caught on live TV.

What's the point in civilisation if nobody wants to be civilised? If you liked Falling Down but didn't feel that he went far enough, then this could be the perfect movie for you. Fiver says Jusutin Bieber dies in it.

Even in the animal kingdom sex can be a problem. He thinks this date has gone really well so it's time to make his move. She seems receptive, but then just at the last minute pulls away and leaves him hanging!

Okay so he's a pretty damn good flair bartender, but if you've got a thirst on, want a nice refreshing pint and don't want to wait a half hour for it then this guy is probably not quite so good...

Diablo had the cow level, Diablo 3 has Whimsyshire! A magical fantasy land where unicorns and teddy bears roam free through chocolate streams and behind every cloud is a rainbow. It's sickeningly awesome.