Dankhawk

It might look like a crow or a blackbird or something but this is actually a rare avian variety known as the Dankhawk. They are inexplicably drawn to reefer and can often be found in front of the TV with empty cheeto packets and orangey wingtips.

A hastily constructed prank get tested out on a slumbering wife. Sure it was funny, but she doesn't seem to think so. something tells me that this guy is going to be in the doghouse for a very long time...

Farting in a confined space like a car is bad at the best of times, doing it on a first date is the lowest. But that’s what these people have to endure as they suffer the indecency of their date letting rip without qualms.

This yoga instructor had an epic exercise fail when she got taken out by a huge wave during a demonstration on the beach in Brazil. Because even the sea thinks yoga's a bunch of pretentious crap.

Let's see Charlie Sheen try and do that, with out jizzing all over the place and making a crap tv show about it. Slight rant but you know what the deal is.

This woman goes ballistic and starts handing out Big Smacks when she's unable to get Chicken McNuggets at 6 AM. The employee should have handled this by saying 'Next window, please.'

If you need a refresher on your alphabet but find that Sesame Street's sanitised & utopian feel has you reaching for the sick bags, Fat Awesome are here to help while keeping it street. Wurd!

Japanese competitive eater Kobayashi takes on a tiny hamster to see who can eat the most hotdogs, and you'll be surprised as to who comes out victorious when the battle for food supremacy is over.

For me, if you like in a neighborhood where you need a double barrel shotgun just to stop your television from walking out of the front door, maybe you should save the money on shells and just move somewhere nicer?

Thanks to the cat's introduction of a force field, this is now the most one-sided fight since Ellin vs Tiger Woods (allegedly).

It's an epic orchestral theme and one which deserves only the highest caliber of musician to recreate it. Luckily the gentleman you are about to hear is the best melodica player in the universe. Brace for awesome.