Economist Passes Out On The News

Don't feel bad dude. Most of us feel the exact same way about this screwed up economy.

A twenty year old woman attempts to commit suicide by laying down in front of a train and although nobody rushes to her aid until the train passes her attempt still fails.

This is what happens when you don't listen to what your parents tell you.. lol

The truth can sometimes be a surprise you’d rather not know. Although, it’s best this guy finds out earlier rather than later about the secret his date is hiding beneath that dress and under that make-up.

One cool jump for Jimmy Joe Bob, and one giant leap for redneck kind.

If you see a domestic house cat riding pillion on a motorbike like, every freaking day then this probably won't interest you. For the rest of us though, it's a bit of a novelty and rather amusing to boot.

I've not met many Australians but I think it's fair to say that it's highly plausible that every last one of them is exactly like this guy. Cosmic tuning forks, laser beams and weird noises. What a guy.

I'm no expert, but I think you're supposed to flip over the box, not slam your nuts into it.

Foreplay. It’s a tricky area, literally. Since time eternal man has struggled with getting it right. Woman have been left frustrated, men confused. How long can we all go on like this? What can we do to sort out this sticky mess?

It's speed dating...Star Wars Style! Take a trip to the Mos Eisley Cantina and drop in with some of your favorite characters. Who would you take home? Darth Vader? Luke Skywalker? Emperor Palpatine? Even Jar Jar Binks...sort of.

Both the driver and passenger may need to make a quick pit stop after this so they can change their underwear. All that is needed to avoid this would be an in-car rest room!