Star Wars Speed Dating

It's speed dating...Star Wars Style! Take a trip to the Mos Eisley Cantina and drop in with some of your favorite characters. Who would you take home? Darth Vader? Luke Skywalker? Emperor Palpatine? Even Jar Jar Binks...sort of.

Some people enjoy putting mayonnaise in their sandwiches. Some people, great Christ, enjoy putting it on their French fries (I seen 'em do it), and some people enjoy slathering it all over hot girls' chest.

I wish I could've been there to help slap some sense into him...I mean, put out the fire on his face.

Behold the Wimp-O-Matic 3000! It would have been the most wanted Xmas toy of 2010, if it actually existed - It's just like poetry in motion, you wind this kid up, and he bullies himself!

If this goat was human it would be an emo. Or my little brother, just before i threatened to beat him up as a kid. He should learn to make a noise like a BOSS and get back to the real bleating.

Some industrious fellow has gone and created a fully functioning Doc Brown DeLorean in GTA complete with a flux capacitor that fluxes, programmable time circuits and a tank full of plutonium. How awesome is that!?

Will Smith's latest flick After Earth is so bad, seriously, it really is - it looks like they had trouble finishing this one. Can we please finally all agree to not let M. Night Shyamalan make any more movies??

Okay so Bioshock is nearly 5 years old, what better time than to get nostalgic and listen to a happy little song about Rapture and what a lovely place it is?

The awesome Mullet Whistler gets redubbed so that he's not quite as awesome as he once was and he's no longer whistling. I can't help but think maybe this isn't a redub and it's actually the original...

A soccer player takes a shot off camera and nails this chick in the side of the head with the ball.

If you want to see two men beat the living crap out of a tiny kitten, then you’ve some to the right place. And let’s be frank, who doesn’t like watching the callous activity of animals having the crap beaten out of them?