Duke Reads 50 Shades

Abysmal re-purposed Twilight fan fiction has gripped the globe. Apparently women really do enjoy reading badly written porn. Men need something a little more substantial. Like the same, but read by DUKE NUKEM!

Attempting to avoid a traumatizing experience for his kids this Dad starts singing 'Lalalala' while the lions attack the trainers. I am sure his kids will forget the whole thing now.

A player who received a red card refused to leave the game, so the riot cops got called in to handle the situation. They don't mess around in Brazil.

Possibly not what you were expecting from the title, but weirdly enough it's probably more entertaining. There's something immensely enjoyable about watching people being blasted with air 'til they look like Droopy Dog.

Some kids decided to light their buddy on fire.. with no water.. no extinguisher. OMG

This kid spills half his molotov cocktail down his back. How can he be so wasteful when there are so many needy anarchists in London?

This guy attempts a long jump into the middle of a fountain but comes up inches short causing a nose-breaking faceplant.

Careful with that wolf whistle - it could land you in a whole lot of pain !!

This dude is pretty good at woodwork. His friends call him the wood whisperer. Possibly. He manages to somehow craft a lampshade out of a log. His next project is to make curtains and some scatter-cushions.

James May couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horse's head. Still, that won't stop him hitting on females every opportunity he gets. He doesn't rely on cheesy lines, just a super creepy appearance and a subtle "Hello".

It's not something many people can do, not something many people WANT to do and about as much use as a knob flavoured lolly. Still, this chick can do it without losing an eyeball so good luck to her.