Failed Fountain Jump

This guy attempts a long jump into the middle of a fountain but comes up inches short causing a nose-breaking faceplant.

In no way is this guy creepy and in no way are his motives for wishing Japanese pop star Kashiyuka a happy birthday in any way questionable. Oh no wait, I meant the complete opposite of those things.

Now that he's blown his cover, he'll most likely be waiting for a spaceship to take him home.. LOL

While being chased by police for a suspected robbery, the suspect makes it rain $100 bills on the freeway

As if there wasn't anything more tragic than a grown man spending all his cash on twinkly lights, this guy raises the ante by synchronizing it all to the theme tune from Skyrim. Way to go. Forever alone.

I didn't even know that hand dancing was a thing that people did. Turns out some people are so good that others will add CGI effects to them making the whole thing look even cooler. The More You Know!

This dumb kid runs through multiple lanes of busy traffic, jumps on top of a cop car, then outruns the cop.

It will forever remain a mystery… well, that is until you watch this handy video from Kurzgesagt which explains who invented it and why. Learning something on the internet? Must be a first, surely.

The lapdog of the Current UK Prime Minister would like to issue a heartfelt apology to all the people he lied to. TBH, it's not his fault. He's the minority in a coalition government. Cameron is the real turd in the punchbowl.

This chubby redneck must have been a pitbull terrrier in his previous life!

An oblivious, Australian bank worker checks out some hot Miranda Kerr nude pics without realizing he's being caught on the local news. His face at the end...