Drunk Chick FAIL!

You know the score, a cute chick who's had one too many to drink - Time to move in and ask her to dance, just don't make it anything too complicated - OUCH!

It's kinda like a faucet but instead of the noise of running water you're also treated to an impressive ringpiece solo. This guy tries to make it sound like an F1 engine, but I know my sounds, and that's a fart.

Well, what more could you possibly want from a video, than kittens fighting each other with lightsabers. It's got cuteness, it's got Star Wars, in short it's totally f*cking awesome.....The catnip is strong in this one...

Dougal Wilson provides us with a fitting visual aid to Adam Buxton’s song Party Pom Pom, featuring kids pulling funny faces and Adam dressed as Mario. It’s pretty ace and it’s also educational. Kinda.

I'm not a parent, but I know not to let my toddler just waddle around an area where people are flying around on zip-lines. Lucky for these people, this toddler is just fine.

This is probably the single greatest contraption that man has ever invented. Sure the wheel was pretty good, round and rollable, but it couldn't fire a delicious frosty beverage into your waiting hand, could it?

Crazy morphing suitcase and the cute girl with a weird laser eye! Blink and you'll miss it!

A skier gets buried alive under 8 feet of snow in Verbier, Switzerland. Luckily, he was able to form a large enough air pocket to stay alive until his buddies dug him out. Still wanna ski when the snow comes?

This has got to be the world's luckiest motorcyclist, as he survives a crash by front flipping onto the cars roof totally by chance—if that hadn't have happened his fate might've been very different indeed.

According to a 2011 survey, 16% of workers report that they arrive late for work at least once per week. 27% confess to coming through the door behind schedule at least once a month. And our bosses appear to be even worse.

He's better than most humans!OMG