Skier Gets Trapped Under Avalanche

A skier gets buried alive under 8 feet of snow in Verbier, Switzerland. Luckily, he was able to form a large enough air pocket to stay alive until his buddies dug him out. Still wanna ski when the snow comes?

A Lamborghini driver gets tossed out his door after slamming into a wall. Not only did the driver survive but he escaped with just minor injuries. The car however......

Well, he doesn't seem too upset that it sounded like his partner was murdered and burned.. LOL

Man this chick kind of makes me feel sick, just because you know she must be so dirty in the nookie department.

Sure, driving with an old lady would be annoying, but you would get to park in handicapped spots.

Drinkiing like a BOSS! A couple of grandma's shotgun their beers after the Michigan football game. It looks impressive but they failed to crush the cans on their foreheads afterwards.

This guy freaks out over being recorded at work, yelling "Don't record me!" Seriously? It can't be that big a secret that you work there. Maybe it's because he doesn't wanna be seen on TV without any achievement stars?

With a Watchmen spinoff already underway despite the objections of Watchmen creator Alan Moore and the co-creator of The Avengers not getting a dime from the Avengers movie, these shenanigans aren't as unlikely as you might think.

Kenny Powers, champion athlete and shoe endorser, completes a hostile takeover of K-Swiss and uses it as a platform to totally hump the sports world into submission. He truly is an advertising BOSS.

Boy narrowly misses being struck by an oncoming Train.

If the Phantom Menace made you want to bite Jar Jar Binks's eyes out, knowing Lucas was strolling around like Palpatine clasping his warm, fat Ewok paws together in glee. Then you may enjoy these edits!