Death Metal Decorators

They might not make a very professional job of the walls and ceiling but it's not always about what you do, rather how you do it. These guys do it with the kind of gusto that can only come from metal and headbanging.

AKA: "Shit Batman Would Never Say". There are a lot of things that Batman would probably not say. Here's a few of them as the might be said in Chrisitian Bale's ridiculously low pitched, gritty voice.

Ahhh, the joys of LARP, forever a mystery to me. Who knows what these geeks are meant to be, whoever they are meant to be we're pretty certain they are doing a bad job of it.....Until!

An exhaustive list of all the amazing and brand spanking new features that are being hurriedly squeezed into the latest iteration of the world's favorite soccer video game. The ridable horse sounds good, eh?

Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you, and for those times when it's the latter it's often best to just give up and go home and count your blessings, which is what these guys should've done.

Freddie Wong, hardest working man on the internet is back with a smoking hot chick from the new 90210 - I bet Freddie gunned in his pants when making this!

It's not just human beings who can get spooked by the intricacies of dreams within dreams balancing atop the fragile, swaying matchstick house of human whimsy. No, those poor animals get freaked to. WTF?

These soldiers will not show emotion for any reason - WRONG! - A Windsor guard will never stop, not even for a photo-op.

You can’t turn on the TV, go to the cinema, pick up a book or comic these days without coming across the decaying undead. Because zombies, in culture, are everywhere, but why? Why do we love them so?

This kid hangs from the rimm after a dunk and his buddy tosses a ball full court smacking him directly in the head and off the basket.

This has both the weird factor and the titillation factor so bravo to it for doing that. A model gets attacked by other creepy models, but they just kind of pose her in weird ways. And they’re all in underwear.