The Horniest Man in Show Business

Let's see Charlie Sheen try and do that, with out jizzing all over the place and making a crap tv show about it. Slight rant but you know what the deal is.

After the controversy surrounding the Breaking Bad toys that got pulled from Toys R Us, Ellen reveals a collection of unusual and inappropriate kid's toys that she discovered on Ebay. Don't buy these for Christmas.

I don't think the real problem is the lack of cement in his backyard; it's all that cement in his head.

This mini fridge beer canon robot is pretty cool. I sincerely hope that building a hot chick robot is next on his list. Then he'll have a party on his hands.

Doing a burn out to load a car onto the back of a lorry was always going to end in tears wasn't it.

Is she crazy because she doesn't have a boyfriend or does she not have a boyfriend because she's crazy? It's not really a question you want to go upto her and ask.

This dude flips his quad backwards and it falls directly on his head. Although, he was hurt he obviously couldn't have suffered any brain damage.

Torrenting for the new season of the internet’s favorite TV show is well under way, so it’s about time someone did an autotune of the first seasons. This is a fitting tribute to the residents of Westeros.

Proof that blondes miss the most obvious innuendo. Something tells me this girl wouldn't even see a snake if it bit her in the ass.. or slithered in her back door. LOL

Just because you’re a parent doesn’t mean you should stop listening to the good stuff, like the NWA classic “Fuck the Police”. But it does mean you might want to change the lyrics a little so they’re kid-friendly.

It's great to see that this pig can still get around despite only having his two front legs. What did Orwell say about '4 legs good, 2 legs bad'? It's all invalid when you think about how delicious he will be.