Dad Of The Year

This kid has a freaking awesome dad. If my dad had built a personal rollercoaster for me in the back yard out of PVC and other assorted junk i would have totally lost my tiny little mind, just like this kid.

AKA: "Shit Batman Would Never Say". There are a lot of things that Batman would probably not say. Here's a few of them as the might be said in Chrisitian Bale's ridiculously low pitched, gritty voice.

Near Ketchikan, Alaska a sea lion was hiding under a fishing boat because he was being stalked by a killer whale. When the boat left the whale attacked the sea lion and tossed him 20 feet into the air.

Attention J.J. Abrams: nobody can pull off a dying tauntaun & Jabba like Bill Hader can—his 'Star Wars' impressions are so good, you'll want to cut him open and use him for warmth. That's talent.

If you haven't seen the Dark Knight Rises and don't want it totally spoiled for you, then look away now. This is an animated synopsis of everything that happens, without any of the filler or the silly affected voices.

CineFix presents Godzilla retold via old-school 8-bit - and a little 16 bit ;) - game tech. No quarters or controllers required! All the monsters of last summer’s blockbuster… none of the fancy CGI!

A cringingly bad advert for a frankly repellant product hailing from India. Sick and tired of that saggy old perforated hymen? Never fear, there's a cream for that! Now they just need a cream to relieve saggy chesticles...

The film about that park full of giant extinct lizards who run amok and spawn 2 sequels gets this neat little infographic. What we can take away from it is raptors are obviously awesome, but highly dangerous and predatory.

You leave the restaurant, you walk her home, she invites you up for a coffee and…you refuse. WTF!? If you refuse then you deserve to get what this guy gets. Waiting’s for losers and people born in the 1950s.

This guy's angry. Like if Dr. Bruce Banner came home to find Betty Ross in bed with Wolverine. Calm the F down, it's only a goddamn bush. Skaters in New Jersey, beware. This guy injects steroids into his eyeballs for breakfast.

It might not sound very funny but going round a department store renaming all of the prodcuts on sale with much more descriptive titles is actually pretty damn hilarious. don't believe me? Exhibit A: Girls Foot bags.