Bird Nom

To nom, or not to nom: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous hunger, or to take arms against a sea of nomables, and by opposing eat them?

Finally. We can all let out a collective sigh of relief, for it is here. The doll that can give every douchebag his Snooki. Make sure to slather your hair with grease like a New Jersey muscle brain monkey before approaching.

Being stripped naked and photographed with a car battery attached to your nipples is nothing compared to being restrained and made to listen to Rebecca Black on a loop. Listen up torturers, you might learn something.

Wearing a Buzz Lightyear fancy dress costume is one thing, but crafting your very own replica to wear to cosplay events is taking it a little far. To be honest even knowing the word cosplay is a pretty bad sign...

Zach Galifianakis ponders what it might feel like to be in love, having never experienced it. To be honest he'd probably pretty damn close with this one.

As well as having delicious cookies, the dark side now has super hot dancing lady storm troopers. I think I'm about to give in to the dark side...

Everyone's eaten there, but most of us aren't proud of it. This guy is. He is REALLY proud of it. In fact, He's lovin' it!

He's been around on the interwebs for what seems like forever, reminding us of those annoying things that certain friends are capable of, but alas, this could be the last time you see him as this latest situation shows.

When it comes to pitting different economic classes up against the spending might of war, then you know who's going to get shot down in the dirt.

You can just imagine the sky-shattering cry erupting from this little dude's lungs. Give him another year and he'll be head first in the mosh pit breaking people's noses and smashing their skulls with the power of Beelzebub.

It might take you a second or two to spot him, but that noselessness is unmistakable. It's "He who shall not be named, chilaxing in the sun.