Censorship Tells The Wrong Story

The government has us all in the palm of its collective hand... instead of president, Obama should been elected to the office of pivot man... A lot more people would pay attention to politics if this happened more often.

It's time for cute chick cheeky compromising carnal compilations ! Sometimes pr0n is waay funnier when you keep your clothes on :)

Now this is the kind of job i would really aspire to getting, but i think i'd have to gain some sort of troll-like status first. Yeah, yeah, we all know that kids love him, but is he worthy of their praise or a total D-bag?

We laugh because it's funny, we laugh because it's true. You can only imagine the number of greasy-haired pedervs that have to confront each other's sweat-beaded face when trying to entrap young kids. Maybe like 5 or so.

If there's one thing better (worse?) than a hover hand, yep that's right, it's the double hover hand. Look at his wrists, as limp as his masculinity. For shame on this man, he's given dweebs a bad name.

This pup chose to foster a few bunny babes.

They should make a combo movie, Die Home where a child policeman fights burglar terrorists, but make sure the cute kid gets killed in the first scene!

Even before the night begins in full, make sure you've got your gameplan for the evening's entertainment completely sorted and your ultimate hopes fully fleshed out.

If only life were this simple. Someone really needs to figure out the whole portals thing as soon as possible. We could easily solve most of life's problems!

Too bad they don't have these up everywhere.. -LOL

Wow! What a nice tight perfect butt! Someone please comment and tell us who this hottie newscaster is!