Scumbag Santa

Now this is the kind of job i would really aspire to getting, but i think i'd have to gain some sort of troll-like status first. Yeah, yeah, we all know that kids love him, but is he worthy of their praise or a total D-bag?

We evolved from fish and here we see how similar we are. They like to take women's tops off and so do we. I have a new found respect for our distant marine relatives, we're all aiming for a common goal.

When a son goes off to university, it can be a traumatic time for the father. They like to appear strong, but inside, they hurt. Their little boy is becoming a man and that can be painful. Or dad could have a degenerative disease.

To nom, or not to nom: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous hunger, or to take arms against a sea of nomables, and by opposing eat them?

This is the 16-pound drop-forged sledge hammer with a 32" graphite handle and a heavy-duty reinforcement sleeve near the hammer head for extra durability. Superior quality!

When you are stuck in the desert you'll do anything for a bit of fun - WTF?

Now we know beyond a reasonable doubt that God does not exist! Thank you Rule 34 for clarifying that for us.

OUCH! Not much more to say - LOL

Ain't this just the truth. Spy on your neighbour with a pair of binoculars and you're a perv, do it online on Facebook and, hey, why not? No one's gonna know, right?

Was he ever a president? No, however I do think this new design for the thousand dollar bill would single-handedly solve all our economic problems! It's good knowing he's out there.

Is this an alien? Could it be a circus freak? No folks, this is the latest in German fashion! WTF?