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For some reason there's nothing quite as gratifying as watching an abject failure played out in glorious slow motion. The only thing that can improve on this formula is having a mate in the background not giving a single fuck.

What happens when you have a terrible soccer player, a goal with no net and a kid with a video camera? You have all the ingredients for some great FAIL. Grandma gets nailed in the dome. Gold!

There's almost nothing more enjoyable than a good old belly laugh !!

Babymetal is a pretty good name for this. Metal used to be listened to solely but long haired greasy headbangers but with a bit of a polish and a faint whiff of Disney, it can now be sold to teenage girls.

If women are offended by being compared to a Pot Noodle then are they just being lesbians ?!

When she says multi-tasking does she mean satisfying three women at once while playing MW2?

The atomic bomb has got a lot of negative press. Sure, they have the propensity for unparalelled devastation and atrocity, but play a bit of AC/DC over a montage video of nukes going off and it's totally AWESOME!!!

When Antonín Dvořák composed his Symphony No 9 Allegro con fuoco back in the 19th century, he no doubt had in mind Korean women in short shorts. And so over a century later the internet has made it so.

He might be royalty, but he's just like you or me (except with ginger hair). If an ice cream van goes past, he still has the everyman pavlovian response to reach for his wallet and run like the wind so that he can get a 99 flake.

Probably the most ridiculously manly sport on the entire planet and yet it's relatively unknown. After watching it for a bit you can't help but wonder why other sports like soccer or baseball even bother to exist.

Skyrim was an awesome game but that doesn't mean it's about a little light hearted ridicule. Those "thaums" are ripe for mocking - what happens if dovahkiin sneezes? does it come out as Fus Ro Dah?